Odin Speaks

A kind word need not cost much,
The price of praise can be cheap:
With half a loaf and an empty cup
I found myself a friend,

Words of the High One

Young and alone on a long road,
Once I lost my way:
Rich I felt when I found another;
Man rejoices in man,

Norway

Yet again the dark forces of christianity are stretching across the land of Njiord.

In the name of the nailed god another 90+ lives have been lost and 100's more ruined. When is Europe going to realise that the middle eastern religions have centuries of death behind them, and that they should be abandonded for the true faith of Europe - I am sure the Aesir/ Vanir Gods will not be happy at these pointless deaths, and that Njiord will avenge his poeple accordingly.

Norway is a proud country, and our sympathy for her poeple goes out.

Hail Njiord!

Happy Eastre to you all!

Most of the UK will celebratethis in April this year, believing in the nailed god's execution. However, we all know that the real date is today, 21 March

Quote of the year ...so far

I thought that Harry Redknapp's understated quote 'of all the people to pick on Joe Jordan was not the one' would rule supreme for some time.

However, I forgot all about David 'foot-in-mouth' Cameron, who has come up with the classic

'Colonel Gaddafi should go now, it is clear that this is an illegitimate regime that has lost the consent of it's people'

Talk about kettles and frying pans!!!

HOW ON EARTH...

Did Mike Ashley manage to get £35 million for Andy Carroll?

DIRECT HIT!!

I performed a Tarot party last month, and one of the clients was heavily pregnant. I asked when it was due, "1 week" she replied. I advised her it would be 3 weeks, or on the 3rd. Sure enough 3 weeks to the day she had her child.

That is what I call a Direct hit!