Hand Of Thor!

Scientist are claiming to have caught a rare shot of 'upwards lightning', as shoen above. However, is this really a shot of our Mighty Thor, reaching out to catch Mjollnir!

Hail Thor!

Hew wood in wind-time,
in fine weather sail,
Tell in the night-time tales to house-girls,
For too many eyes are open by day:
From a ship expect speed, from a shield, cover,
Keenness from a sword,

Times are hard now, and the financial winds are blowing, time to stock up!

The Future

Men wade there tormented by the stream,

Vile murderers, men forsworn

And artful seducers of other mens wives:

Nidhogg sucks blood from the bodies of the dead

The wolf rends them. Well, would you know more?

Then contact me and I will tell you!

A Turning Point?

After 18 months of mayhem the boys of NUFC have finally got a point! The Gods have obviously re-appraised the club as some of Krul's saves were out of this world. Of course, some would say they were lucky, and if Loki had his hand in this then the turbulent times will continue!

Don't Insult the Gods

A few weeks ago, I was talking with a friend about the Gods, and mentioned that Freya should be important to him, as he works with plants. His response was "Yeh, Freya's my bitch!"

I warned him he should take it back, but he just laughed. Since then his father has died and he no longer works.

MORAL: DON'T PRESUME THAT YOU CAN INSULT THE AESIR, AS THEY HAVE WAYS OF STRIKING BACK!

Odin Returns from Ragnarök

Despite Christian attempts to say that Odin is dead, Voluspsa is still quite clear:

Now rides the Strong One to Rainbow Door,Powerful from heaven, the All-Ruler:

If that does not describe the All-Father, then what does!

As Odin 'dies' in combat, he will automatically return to Valhalla, as will Thor, so the Aesir can not lose at Ragnarök only prosper!

Hail Odin, Hail Thor!

Dangerous Ground

It appears that scientists have studied long and hard (ooh errr!) to create what man has already created throughout history without any problems -SPERM!

And what is the benefit? More ways to over-populate a planet with finite resources!

The speech of a maiden should no man trust

nor the words which a woman says;

for their hearts were shaped on a whirling wheel

and falsehood fixed in their breasts.