Hand Of Thor!

Scientist are claiming to have caught a rare shot of 'upwards lightning', as shoen above. However, is this really a shot of our Mighty Thor, reaching out to catch Mjollnir!

Hail Thor!

Hew wood in wind-time,
in fine weather sail,
Tell in the night-time tales to house-girls,
For too many eyes are open by day:
From a ship expect speed, from a shield, cover,
Keenness from a sword,

Times are hard now, and the financial winds are blowing, time to stock up!

The Future

Men wade there tormented by the stream,

Vile murderers, men forsworn

And artful seducers of other mens wives:

Nidhogg sucks blood from the bodies of the dead

The wolf rends them. Well, would you know more?

Then contact me and I will tell you!

A Turning Point?

After 18 months of mayhem the boys of NUFC have finally got a point! The Gods have obviously re-appraised the club as some of Krul's saves were out of this world. Of course, some would say they were lucky, and if Loki had his hand in this then the turbulent times will continue!

Don't Insult the Gods

A few weeks ago, I was talking with a friend about the Gods, and mentioned that Freya should be important to him, as he works with plants. His response was "Yeh, Freya's my bitch!"

I warned him he should take it back, but he just laughed. Since then his father has died and he no longer works.

MORAL: DON'T PRESUME THAT YOU CAN INSULT THE AESIR, AS THEY HAVE WAYS OF STRIKING BACK!